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  1. come on all you have to do is get your gigawatt turntable maximizer…. hook it up to your refrigerator compressor using a metric hexnut driver set and some vaseline… put the whole thing in a bucket of labatt’s out in the sun and plug the refrigerator in to your car cigrette adapter while holding the ground wire….. and stand back…

    i think thats all you need to do.

    oh yea.. call 911 just before you plug it in.

  2. tarvis you forgot about the flux capicator and the 1.21 jiggawatt power inverter sump pump…dammit travis stop it your making me crack up in eng105 and how the fuck am i suposed to type this damn paper

  3. not worth it? being able do dump space ghost episodes to cd-r, or better yet, vcd is not worth it? i think it’s quite worth it.

    anyway, good news, i was able to extract some shows to mpeg-2 files last night. for some reason they only play correctly in powerdvd, but it works great!!! and it’s really easy surprisingly.

  4. wait a second though, i think the negative resistance of the flux capacitor combined with the refrigerator will cause static cling. i don’t want my clothes sticking together. and 1.21 jigawatt isn’t big enough.

    if vaseline is needed, can i borrow that large famliy size tub you have next to your bed travis?

  5. 6. priceless … a lady picked up several items at a discount store.
    >when she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items
    >had no price tag. imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the
    >intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, “price check on lane
    >thirteen, tampax, super size.” that was bad enough, but somebody at the
    >rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word “tampax” for
    >”thumbtacks.” in a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the
    >intercom. “do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you
    >pound in with a hammer?”

  6. i hear the optional mr. fusion for tivo is damn expensive, but on the bright side, you can travel through time with it.

  7. if you can’t afford the mister fusion, you can generally prepare a “weather experiment” and harness the power of lightening to power your tivo.

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