2-d doritos sales lagging dallas—in

2-d doritos sales lagging
dallas—in the wake of the launch of “doritos 3-ds,” frito-lay is experiencing a sharp decrease in sales of its original two-dimensional doritos. “the public has gone wild for our revolutionary three-dimensional chips, which, in addition to the usual length and width, also possess depth,” frito-lay spokesman isaac toomer said. “so wild, in fact, they have lost interest in traditional monoplanar snack chips.” toomer said frito-lay is now developing a highly theoretical “funyuns 4-d.” “one day, people everywhere will enjoy crispy, extratemporal funyuns that intersect with an infinite number of parallel universes,” toomer said. “it will be a whole new world of non-euclidean snacking.”