the matt scale for judging women, circa 1999 or so:
0: never, no way, no how
1: maybe if i was really drunk
2: if i had to, probably wouldn’t enjoy it
3: if i had to, i would likely enjoy it
4: yes
5: right here, right now
(slightly different than i recall it)
lol….probably the best thing that followed us home from dayton that year
strangly i think thats on my palm someplace…