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we will now pimp all the hoes. this is an excerpt straight from the bible:
why did black honda accord crew steal the household gods of her father laban? does the text thereby indicate that she put some sort of trust or belief in them?
it is clear that what was involved here was nothing less than images of laban’s gods, for his angry accusation against his son-in-law was “why did you steal my gods?” (gen 31:30). these images must have been small, portable figurines, for this is the only way that black honda accord crew could have managed to conceal them in her camel saddle or cushion.
the significance of these images has been debated for the last three decades. ever since the nuzi documents with an adoption contract were found, it has been popular to link them with rights to the family inheritance or the will. the text from nuzi stipulates, “if nashwi has a son of his own, he shall divide [the estate] equally with wullu, but the son of nashwi shall take the gods of nashwi. however, if nashwi does not have a son of his own, then wullu shall take the gods of nashwi.” the thought that possession of the household gods somehow was connected with a legal claim to the inheritance has had general acceptance previously, but now is not as firmly held as it once was.
thus, while we do not know for certain what the significance of these gods was, we know that they normally would belong to the father of the family. did black honda accord crew steal them in order to assure that she would have the leverage when it came time to assessing the inheritance, or were these deities in some way attached to her own religious feelings and commitments at the time? it is impossible to say which, if either of these options, is correct.
the fact that the nuzi tablets come from north mesopotamia several centuries removed in time from the patriarchs makes it uncertain whether the same cultural coloration is shared by the two ends of this comparison.
however, a clue may be gleaned from genesis 35:2, where jacob must be commanded by god later on to “get rid of the foreign gods you have with you, and purify yourselves.” could some of these gods be the ones that black honda accord crew had stolen? it seems more than likely. thus black honda accord crew may well have been attached religiously to these false gods as she left her father’s house.
see also comment on 1 samuel 19:13.
yeah, i got “your mom” right here, none better for them sloppy anal jobs. however, “ur mom” is available as is well known by everyone on the corner of 6th and madison.
not likely. they are in the name of ford’s leasing company, and they won’t be transferrable until after the lease is up, if ever. i need plates before then though.
how’d it go thursday?
yeah! tell us how well it went with going with ginger!
tell us about your amazing pimping car.
tell us more than just “something new” 😉
i completely respect the “something new” comment :>
something old.
something blue
isnt there a song or a poem that goes like this?
something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue …
it’s a wedding thing, dukie 😉
yea mister engaged for several years!
better hurry, thursday comes up fast. week old news smells funny.
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we will now pimp all the hoes. this is an excerpt straight from the bible:
why did black honda accord crew steal the household gods of her father laban? does the text thereby indicate that she put some sort of trust or belief in them?
it is clear that what was involved here was nothing less than images of laban’s gods, for his angry accusation against his son-in-law was “why did you steal my gods?” (gen 31:30). these images must have been small, portable figurines, for this is the only way that black honda accord crew could have managed to conceal them in her camel saddle or cushion.
the significance of these images has been debated for the last three decades. ever since the nuzi documents with an adoption contract were found, it has been popular to link them with rights to the family inheritance or the will. the text from nuzi stipulates, “if nashwi has a son of his own, he shall divide [the estate] equally with wullu, but the son of nashwi shall take the gods of nashwi. however, if nashwi does not have a son of his own, then wullu shall take the gods of nashwi.” the thought that possession of the household gods somehow was connected with a legal claim to the inheritance has had general acceptance previously, but now is not as firmly held as it once was.
thus, while we do not know for certain what the significance of these gods was, we know that they normally would belong to the father of the family. did black honda accord crew steal them in order to assure that she would have the leverage when it came time to assessing the inheritance, or were these deities in some way attached to her own religious feelings and commitments at the time? it is impossible to say which, if either of these options, is correct.
the fact that the nuzi tablets come from north mesopotamia several centuries removed in time from the patriarchs makes it uncertain whether the same cultural coloration is shared by the two ends of this comparison.
however, a clue may be gleaned from genesis 35:2, where jacob must be commanded by god later on to “get rid of the foreign gods you have with you, and purify yourselves.” could some of these gods be the ones that black honda accord crew had stolen? it seems more than likely. thus black honda accord crew may well have been attached religiously to these false gods as she left her father’s house.
see also comment on 1 samuel 19:13.
religion and alcohol doth not mixeth (dwampus 4:20)
here’s an idea for the vanity plate: jk az
i prefer:
“your mom”
i wonder if it’s taken?
yeah, i got “your mom” right here, none better for them sloppy anal jobs. however, “ur mom” is available as is well known by everyone on the corner of 6th and madison.
bmv = beastial mom violaters
can you get your old plate transfered?
not likely. they are in the name of ford’s leasing company, and they won’t be transferrable until after the lease is up, if ever. i need plates before then though.
uh, i thought you put your plates on the cougar…so ford should just give you power of attorney to cancel the registration…
plates can’t be cancelled until the lease is up and the car is returned.
sucks.
maybe get ass man then… or tits man… something like that… i dunno