i once had a pair of disgusting green galoshes. i wore them everyday, rain or shine. one night, my sister and i snuck into the old graveyard even though we were forbidden to do so. we spied a dead guy leaning on a tombstone. my sister dared me to touch him. when i walked over to him to give him a little poke it turned out he wasn’t a dead guy at all, he was my wierd uncle sam. he said he was going to tell momma what we were doing. i had to give him my green galoshes to keep him quiet.
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while my wierd uncle sam loved green galoshes he still said he was going to tell my mother.
i had a pet named froo froo once. it got caught in the tail of a comet and was dragged into deep space. my mom told me she took froo froo to a nice big ant farm were she would be happier. she told me that so i would feel better. that’s the day i became evil!
my fish tells me to do bad things.
sir is the only intelligent one here…
you mom tells me to do bad things.
d’oh!!