myspace – wtf

those who know me are already aware of this, but…

i think myspace is evil and will kill babies. i really, really, really despise myspace. what frightens me the most is that evvveryone has fucking myspace now. even those i thought could never fall to such a low are now myspacing like fools.

several weeks ago i received an e-mail telling me that someone left me a note on myspace. inconceivable! apparently, i have a myspace account. there are only two possible ways this could have happened:

1) i was drunk at some point and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

2) someone who knows my “usual” password (about 3% of the world population) created the account.

my new slogan at work when something shitty happens… “well, at least it’s not myspace”

my most excellent friend molly (no, i will not link to her myspace page) has some myspace action going on. since she has no “myspace bling” going on (yet), i will occasionally visit her site. it makes me log in to do anything, but luckily i have an account for unknown reasons.

yep. just logged in to check out some of molly’s pictures. i hate myself now.

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7 Comments

  1. i don’t have a myspace account, but “mitch ryder” lets me use his whenever some lame-o inevitably says, “check’em out! i have the pictures on myspace. what?!? you don’t have myspace?!” no, but mitch does. he’s not a very popular person. only has one friend, tom. i’m assuming tom hacked his account and added himself.

    .gratuitous spacing

  2. what is myspace bling?

    is it a bunch of unfunny pictures posted on a single page 1996-style? cause, if so, i could totally bling my page all up for you.

    just for you, i would.

  3. I too loathe myspace, but I have a myspace profile. Everyone fucking loves myspace and that’s how people find their long lost whatevers. So I signed up. Now I’m myspace friends with crazy christian girl from high school. Yeah…

  4. I have heard from many web developers that MySpace is just a mockery to the web dev community. The entire web structure and source codes are piece-mealed together. But on the other hand, everybody and their pets have a MySpace account to boot.

    Anyway, Matt, are you still in Port Clinton ? Or are you residing in Toledo now ? What is your e-mail address ? Please write me when you get the chance.

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