y.a.s.q.

1.grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. write down what it says: radio-frequency current flowing in a circuit

2. stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you touch first? the wall

3. what is the last thing you watched on tv? blind date

4. without looking, guess what time it is: 3:18

5. now look at the clock. what is the actual time? 3:17

6. with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
nothing, there are half a dozen computers in the office

7. when did you last step outside? what were you doing?
unhitching the trailer from the work van, about an hour ago

8. before you came to this website [started this survey], what did you look at? the depths of the cosmos and all that we know but don’t understand

9. what are you wearing? cargo’s and a t-shirt

10. did you dream last night? yes, i had one of the weirdest dreams of recent recollection.

11. when did you last laugh? on the phone with a customer this morning

12. what is on the walls of the room you are in? books, the phone system, test equipment, shelving

13. seen anything weird lately? a comment on a xanga blog

14. what do you think of this quiz? needs more salt

15. what is the last film you saw? sin city

16. if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? a lotto ticket

17. tell me something about you that i don’t know: the left of my front two teeth is mostly fake

18. if you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? where could i even begin? i’d start by educating 51% of the country……

19. do you like to dance? in the shower, yes. anywhere else, no.

20. george bush: a million monkeys at a million typewriters will eventually become president.

21. imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

22. imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

23. would you ever consider living abroad? that’s affirmative.

24. what do you want god to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? paper or plastic?